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[challenge entry] unts
The scorpius ticklius only succeeded in tickling it's foes into submission, which, when you look at it, isn't really going to put off a starving hyena or immobilise a terrified insecty thing.


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(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:22, archived)
# The Ken Dodd
of scorpions!

Excellent
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:24, archived)
#
"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside." - Ken Dodd. Genius.
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)
# hahahaha what a class act he was

I want to be a diddy man
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Another good performance opener:
"Hello, I'm Ken Dodd. Comedian and failed accountant...."
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:34, archived)
# And
"My Dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby he said, 'Is this a joke?'"
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
I'm off to google
(, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:35, archived)