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The scorpius ticklius only succeeded in tickling it's foes into submission, which, when you look at it, isn't really going to put off a starving hyena or immobilise a terrified insecty thing.
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( , Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:22, archived)
"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside." - Ken Dodd. Genius.
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Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:30,
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Another good performance opener:
"Hello, I'm Ken Dodd. Comedian and failed accountant...."
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Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:34,
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