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# hahahahahahaha
brilliant.
a girl came up to me in the pub last night and said 'can i smell your cock'?
'certainly' i replied.
'i thought so' she said, 'you should wash that'.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:45, archived)
# i suspect
that she wasn't joking.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# I always carry
an old haddock around with me for such occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:01, archived)
# it reminds me of
the Reeves and Mortimer joke:
"Can you smell onions?"
"No"
"What - not even up close?"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)