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# Mmmm
the Half-Life 2...

My recent addiction is getting this 14 year old noob who wants to be in my CS clan, pretending I am trialling him and making him do random tasks within Counter-Strike. like 'Today you must take the memory test. Crouch 5 times, Jump 5 times, Run up and down the bombsite 5 times, circle the bomb 5 times, then defuse it. Start as soon as I plant it.'

Then watch him run around and follow my tasks then blow up by the bomb. Comedy fucking gold. The guy just doesn't realise that this isn't supposed to happen in a Trial :D

I had him running Laps on de_Dust2 the other night to show me that he had stamina and will power. aaaaaahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# You're a fucking bad man
you know that?
(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Get some screenshots!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:40, archived)
# I have one better than that ;)
I have movies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# What clan?
My clan can beat your clan ;p
(Unnamed Player, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:49, archived)
# bit sad that...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)