thats full streangth monkey beer regular, you need the lite stuff or you will do yourself an injury
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:47,
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may contain traces of pork pie

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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:52,
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by the way while you were out I left a body in your bathroom, I'll colect it before it starts to smell.
you see what happens when you start on the road to crime
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Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:55,
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you see what happens when you start on the road to crime