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[challenge entry] Gosh. I wonder if this has heen done before?
Seamlessnessessishnessity

Prolly but I'm pished and very low on hummus at the moment.

From the Photoshop Ducks challenge. See all 515 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:03, archived)
# Wow. A duck in a Nazi uniform
How very fucking original.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:08, archived)
# Yeah I know.
But what else can I do whilst mullered?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:08, archived)
# Not post on the board and waste threads?
Just a suggestion, you spoony fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:09, archived)
# Good point, well made.
How some ever it's posted now so fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:10, archived)
# Who, me?
(tries to beat himself up)

CUNT!
CUNT!
CUNTING FUCK!

(punch)
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:11, archived)
# Ouch!
Fucker!

(hits self with rolled up newspaper)

Take THAT! You spoon-bending fucktard!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:12, archived)
# Woo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:13, archived)
# See, that's what I was thinking!
'lo to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:15, archived)
# Well it is a bit quiet here at the moment.
And a recent medical report claims that cannabis abuse could lead to schitzophrenia, so who better to argue with than an intellectual equal, ie: myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:20, archived)
# a valid point,
but what sort of argument do you have when both sides agree?

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:24, archived)
# The normal point of agreement is.........
"Time for more drink/drugs then, eh?"

We both agree on that point most vigorously more often than not.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:27, archived)
# Says you!
I think you are a twunt-magnet with all the charm of a dead weasle.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:37, archived)
# But you smell.
Thats what the angular thing on the front of your face is for anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:38, archived)
# Ouffff. You cunt!
You punch like a girl!

Have at thee.

(produces duelling pistol and fires)
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:14, archived)
# Ducks.
Thats it.
If you won't play fair then I'm taking my ball and going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:15, archived)
# Spoil sport!
Yeah, run home to mummy, you cretin!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:16, archived)
# Yeah!
And your father smells of wee wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:17, archived)
# You take that back.
It's not his fault he cannot control his bladder. Thats slander and I'll be contacting my lawyer in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:18, archived)
# How does that work exactly?
Because your lawyer is the same as his lawyer. Will he have to argue with himself in court? Also, what if you successfully sue yourself for defamation?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:19, archived)
# Depends on a couple of factors.
1/ Will I remember this tomorrow?
2/ Which one of us has the most money?

Yay, go me!
Vote for the under dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:22, archived)
# Houpla!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:23, archived)
# Says you.
I think you are a useless twat with the morals of a stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:23, archived)
# Take that back.
Gaylord!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:24, archived)
# Poofter!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:24, archived)
# Am not!
Thats you that is.
You do it with ferrets.
And maybe small bits of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:25, archived)
# Right! Thats IT!
(pulls out a General Electric M164 Minigun)

How do you like these geese?

(presses trigger and watches 6000 rounds per minute punch a hole through his kneecap)
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:30, archived)
# Bugger.
(falls down in a pool of his own blood and urine)

Ooooooo, that smarts that does.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:32, archived)
# (kicks self in teeth)
Ha ha ha ha.
Your all ghey!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:33, archived)
# Quick, call the pedant police.
You are in direct violation of artical #376 of the pedant code with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:35, archived)
# Ooops.
(wanders away with head hung low)
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
this all more than makes up for the pic.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:24, archived)
# I misread that as:
Wow. A Nazi in a duck uniform


How odd...
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 30 Jan 2005, 8:58, archived)
# It's well 'shopped!
*fucks off to bed*

G'nite, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:13, archived)
# That
Nazi is a quack
(Jimpy, Sun 30 Jan 2005, 7:25, archived)