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i can

turn wine into urine. bow down and worship me.

(que, Fri 29 Mar 2002, 12:34, archived)

I can turn

vodka into ranting Nacho madness. Every times a winner.
The booze flows, the madness seeps out of every pore.
So much gin it's coming out my ears. I'm gonna bottle it and sell it as Nat's ear gin.
OH! Someone asked me last night if I spell Nat with a silent "G". Quality.

(Nacho, Fri 29 Mar 2002, 12:37, archived)

I'm in the process

of converting lots of wine into water, Sharon is in the kitchen cooking good things
(first time I haven't cooked cooked for myself in weeks!!)
so it verily is a very Good Friday
(and I'm going away for a wee holiday on Sunday)

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pabulum, Fri 29 Mar 2002, 13:02, archived)