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# I think that, statistically,
the most dangerous part of your journey will be the drive to or from the airport.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:43, archived)
# right right.
but, see... uhm... you don't find a life-jacket nestling underneath the seat of your car.

kinna gives you the impression they're safer, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Are you
a nervous flyer?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:48, archived)
# i'm fine
if i can cling to someones head and scream 'mummy' during take off and landing.


people get a bit funny about it though.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)
# If you tell us the flight number
we can track it on the flight tracker at trip.com and form a global karmic support network. I think Jiva has the instructions for one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)
# uhm....


it's easyjet!! (i know the shame! - but they did buy a load of new planes, maybe i'll be on one of those... but hang on, new products have teething trouble don't they? oh shit now i don't know if i feel better or worse for new planes!)

anyway.. easyjet flight 824 from madrid to gatwick at 15:25 ur time
(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Don't think any of those are in service yet,
which means you'll probably be flying in one of those 20-year old Lufthansa cast-offs.

I shouldn't worry about it too much. You're more likely to get run over crossing the road than die in a plane crash. Even if you do, at least you'll make the news.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)
# don't worry

i'll have been eaten alive by mosquitos well before i reach the airport.

i look like i've been making love to a cactus.

(I helped save b3ta! Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:13, archived)
# Being bitten by mosquitos
is a bit like making love to a beautiful cactus?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:24, archived)