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# morning all
all a'rite then?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:22, archived)
# i'm going home today!


planes are quite reliable aren't they?

i mean, generally? pretty good these days.

right?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:24, archived)
# I think that, statistically,
the most dangerous part of your journey will be the drive to or from the airport.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:43, archived)
# right right.
but, see... uhm... you don't find a life-jacket nestling underneath the seat of your car.

kinna gives you the impression they're safer, somehow.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Are you
a nervous flyer?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:48, archived)
# i'm fine
if i can cling to someones head and scream 'mummy' during take off and landing.


people get a bit funny about it though.

:(
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)
# If you tell us the flight number
we can track it on the flight tracker at trip.com and form a global karmic support network. I think Jiva has the instructions for one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)
# uhm....


it's easyjet!! (i know the shame! - but they did buy a load of new planes, maybe i'll be on one of those... but hang on, new products have teething trouble don't they? oh shit now i don't know if i feel better or worse for new planes!)

anyway.. easyjet flight 824 from madrid to gatwick at 15:25 ur time
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Don't think any of those are in service yet,
which means you'll probably be flying in one of those 20-year old Lufthansa cast-offs.

I shouldn't worry about it too much. You're more likely to get run over crossing the road than die in a plane crash. Even if you do, at least you'll make the news.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:09, archived)
# don't worry

i'll have been eaten alive by mosquitos well before i reach the airport.

i look like i've been making love to a cactus.

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:13, archived)
# Being bitten by mosquitos
is a bit like making love to a beautiful cactus?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:24, archived)
# Fine and dandy, thanks
I've even had my porridge this morning. Yummy and good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)
# I just had some
Eggy Bread, MMmmmmMMmMmMmmMMMMMmm.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Morning all,
My legs hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:39, archived)
# Why?
Did I miss some pogoing?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:44, archived)
# It was all the walking we did yesterday
and the day before.
And I saw that photo last night, I've turned into Rick Waller.
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:47, archived)
# You mean
this one?


I have plans for this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:53, archived)
# Thats the kiddy,
I look bloody awful.
I'm looking forward to seeing more piccies fromt the Brighton bash.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Lol
I saved it to my "b3ta kit" folder too...i feel a meme coming on!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Oh christ
please don't let me become one of those long boring bandwagons that go on for ages and everybody gets sick of.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Morning morning
what a fine day ity was yesterday, the heavens opened uop and rained sunlight upon us.

Is rawppoo the new name for Picnic Bars? I mean HumanDescent?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:14, archived)
# no i don't thuink so
it was the flying home bit that did it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:17, archived)
# Are you
replying to yourself again?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:25, archived)
# I'm just testing
for therapeutic qualities
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 20 Oct 2002, 10:49, archived)