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# i've never pulled someone in a bar in my life.
the idea of having sexual partners based on drunken slurrings in some darkened pub or club never really appealed to me.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:12, archived)
# you've never been
dragged into the loo's while hyped up on redbull and voddies by a fat bird who wants to ensure you'll be shagging her and not that tasty married bird you were chatting up, on a night out have you.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:15, archived)
# i've never chatted up a married bird.
or any bird that i remember.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:17, archived)
# Why not call it Vodka?
Its the same number of syllables, and is actually quicker to say. Plus, it doesn't make you sound like a twunt.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:20, archived)