I found God in the card section of the library, other people had looked, but thanks to Dewey Decimal
I found him, feasting on himself just to stay alive. You'd think finding God would get you free entry into Hellven, but no - I have to fool myself there just like everybody else. 'Do I at least get 3 wishes?' I asked. 'Sorry,' He said, 'I'm not that kind of God'
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Fri 18 Feb 2005, 14:43,
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He did tell me I'm a concave man. Do you know what that means?
it means I have an inie instead of an outie, and my belly button is full of little concave men who hunt the dinosaurs of my waist and draw paintings on the walls. One of them died. That's what I mean when I say I hear voices - I'm haunted, down there!
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