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# New Weapon in the War Against Terror

Inspired by chimpy's cruise missile comment, i thought I'd develop this. The Kitten Missile will seek out and destroy plates of milk, the undersides of sofas and anything that looks like it might be a mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:35, archived)
# Is it guided
By a complicated system of curtains and string?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:50, archived)
# the cat we've got keeps going for my feet
he's turned evil - he lunges as I walk past.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:55, archived)
# it's very versatile
but also somewhat unpredictable. It will basically go for anything which moves, but sometimes falls asleep in mid-chase. Also, it often retreats from things which actually pose no threat. special forces on the ground can guide it to target by rapidly moving their fingers or pulling pieces of string.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:02, archived)
# Can it
Target previously inaccessible stuff up chimneys and under floorboards, or behind washing machines?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:08, archived)
# yup
it's difficult to transport though- it tends to hide under the seat of the vehicle and stay there for ages while you try to coax it out.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:28, archived)
# I find
that a saucer of milk and a nice bit of salmon often gets it out.
(james, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:47, archived)