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# today's true story #2
i had a squirrel in my house last week
so i got my brother around to help me locate it's entrance. when i got home from work he had found it, stabbed it and was skinning it in the garden.
does anyone want a nice warm hat?

oh and woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:34, archived)
# No but if you have a very small furry money pouch going spare...
Mate of mine had a pet squirrel called newton coz it fell oh her head when it was little and she couldn't find the mother /fact
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)
# we could make a money pouch
i will make a blog to show the progress of said pouch as we make it. the missus is a fashion designer so she can do it.

yay its snowing in london
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Lol
I know someone who shoots and skins bears for a living I could get a much bigger pouch from one of them bastids
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:42, archived)
# are they canadian?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:46, archived)
# They are actually
She didn't shag you too did she:P

EDIT:I may have got it wrong and she actually hunts and skins hairy gay guys!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:48, archived)
# haha, we may be talking about the same girl
hopefully not my fiancee though, she is a canuck
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Would you help me by
putting me in touch with a seller of bearskins
I really would like one.
(SSSSS, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:47, archived)
# have you tried
www.bearskin.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Could be a problem
..they're protected you see.

A mate of mine had to handle transit arrangements for the band of the Grenadier Guards a few years back. They needed special export licences to get their bearskin hats in & out of the country. 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:54, archived)
# There are millions of bears
why are they protected? I want a bearskin rug now!!
(SSSSS, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Dunno
Ask the WWF*



* Not the wrestlers IHTA
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Filthy get.
Why does it need two of you to find the entrance to a squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Delicious Tea, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:48, archived)