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[challenge entry] acorn hunting!

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(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Very,
very nice :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:32, archived)
# thank you
its always the ones that don't take long, that come out well
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)
# all this talk about sex..
..
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:46, archived)
#
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Good thing it's a female jockey
there'd be the whole nut issue going on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Indeed
I hate to have to shell out..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:44, archived)
# today's true story #2
i had a squirrel in my house last week
so i got my brother around to help me locate it's entrance. when i got home from work he had found it, stabbed it and was skinning it in the garden.
does anyone want a nice warm hat?

oh and woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:34, archived)
# No but if you have a very small furry money pouch going spare...
Mate of mine had a pet squirrel called newton coz it fell oh her head when it was little and she couldn't find the mother /fact
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)
# we could make a money pouch
i will make a blog to show the progress of said pouch as we make it. the missus is a fashion designer so she can do it.

yay its snowing in london
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Lol
I know someone who shoots and skins bears for a living I could get a much bigger pouch from one of them bastids
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:42, archived)
# are they canadian?
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:46, archived)
# They are actually
She didn't shag you too did she:P

EDIT:I may have got it wrong and she actually hunts and skins hairy gay guys!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:48, archived)
# haha, we may be talking about the same girl
hopefully not my fiancee though, she is a canuck
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Would you help me by
putting me in touch with a seller of bearskins
I really would like one.
(SSSSS, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:47, archived)
# have you tried
www.bearskin.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Could be a problem
..they're protected you see.

A mate of mine had to handle transit arrangements for the band of the Grenadier Guards a few years back. They needed special export licences to get their bearskin hats in & out of the country. 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:54, archived)
# There are millions of bears
why are they protected? I want a bearskin rug now!!
(SSSSS, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Dunno
Ask the WWF*



* Not the wrestlers IHTA
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Filthy get.
Why does it need two of you to find the entrance to a squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Delicious Tea, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:48, archived)
# oooh
that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/board/4302492

Woo! to the squirrel jockey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:36, archived)
# no one can forget that
our eyes are still not seeing mauve
:S
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:37, archived)
# oh
oh
oh
oh
*dies*
arf! and woo to getting away with it so well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Hello Petal!
How did the day go in the end? Did you get a nap?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:42, archived)
# yep I did and it was delicious
and woke up because someone was supposed to come and look at the house only to get a phone call 5 minutes later postponing it until tomorrow.

I could have napped more :/
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:48, archived)
# tip top chip shop
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:39, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Wot a load of bollox.
Now Get the brews on.


*is very good realy Woo*
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 15:44, archived)