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[challenge entry] Pretty creepy

Although not unheard of in some parts round here...

From the What not to give your mum on mother's day challenge. See all 131 entries (closed)

(Naich, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 20:45, archived)
# Norfolk?
"Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, your cousin is your lover, you're the Norfolk family" - football chant, to the tune of 'The Addams Family'
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 20:46, archived)
# Close
Very flat, lots of ditches and some slightly webbed feet.
(Naich, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 21:39, archived)
# *shifts away*

I'm gonna have to cross out birthday on ANOTHER mother's day card. I really hate that.. all the MD cards are pink and sickening, yet all the funny cards like gary larson, bestie or those penguin ones all say happy birthday. Why can't they just make them blank? HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO WRITE HAPPY BIRTHDAY? You have to write "dear mumsie" and "love sonsie" anyway...

Grrrrr..
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 20:50, archived)