I can explain
today is Naked Tuesday not noobie toosdie, by order of Prince Charles (it was decreed while you were busy w**king)
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twig Save 6 Music,
Tue 8 Mar 2005, 14:12,
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On the first day of the month, we see clearly.
To be clothed all the time costs us dearly.
So constricture away, be happy and gay,
Let your bum, balls and ninnies swing freely.
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The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice,
Tue 8 Mar 2005, 18:10,
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