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# if sacrificing my own father were to result in
a life spent with thee, I would grip the hilt and drive the blade home to our sweet eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:09, archived)
# ooooh
that's not very nice to your daddy
and you said "thee"
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:12, archived)
# thou lovest
the olde englishe.

*Fucks off to ye olde pube*

/family guy
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:13, archived)
# i love family guy more than olde englisheee
but not more than english accents.
actually...
/ponders heirarchy
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:15, archived)
# ah ha.
I can odo english accents really well, actually.

What with being english and all
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:16, archived)
# haha, it helps, doesn't it
mmm accents
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:19, archived)
# one has just drank in excess of a bottle of vodka.
Bladdy hell! What, what!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:20, archived)
# that's a lot of alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:22, archived)
# yeah
but it's over a good 7 hours, so it's not so bad

*liver screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# that is a considerable amount of time
still a lot, though
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)
# I suppose....
I have to be up in 3 hours to go to work.

And maybe meet up with a lady I met tonight*

Shit.

*blatantly won't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)
# you should probably go to bed
as 3 hours isn't long
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:33, archived)
# but if i sleep,
i will feel shit when i wake up. Whereas if i stay awake, I will feel good in a couple of hours.

My fingers appear to be moving like a mushybees animation. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:34, archived)
# good call
and either way you'll be exhausted at work
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:40, archived)
# heh....
odo.....
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:19, archived)
# But hang on...
If it's only "a life spent with thee", that's hardly eternity now, is it?
(Pseudonym, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:13, archived)
# it doesn't really matter when we are both dead though, does it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:15, archived)
#
*ponders*
(Pseudonym, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:17, archived)
# *spews on keyboard due to alcohol poisoning*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:18, archived)
# smoooth
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:21, archived)
# I'm sure I stuck my tongue in your mouth tonight.....
either that or someone very similar to you..

Everything aside, you are a very good kisser
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# told you he was a suave bastard
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:23, archived)
# ahhhh
let's face facts. You'd be choking for it if I was shakespeare.
I'm doing the best I can with the brain capacity available to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:27, archived)
# hahaha
you seen 'love, actually'?
the whole accent thing is true

shakespeare was gay though, wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Haven't seen it.
Nor do I intend to.

But yeah, I bet ole Will was a bender boy.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:30, archived)
# i hate
hugh grant, but the people i was with wanted to see it and i couldn't say no to accents...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:32, archived)
# ah well.
Often the way.

For 'realistic' Brit life, you should have watched Snatch or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

*blows neighbours ankle off for dealing weed*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:33, archived)
# ta
/makes mental note

didn't think it was realistic...

aaanyway

(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:34, archived)
# soooo....
....ahem.....

how's the donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:39, archived)
# what donkey would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:40, archived)
# Alan?
Sir Alan?

crikey, it's a sad state of affairs when someone doesn't know the name of their own donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:41, archived)
# but
my donkey's named jeff! (geoff or summit for you brits)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:44, archived)
# depends whether you are of French origin or not.
....I think....

Incidently, American accents are in my top 5 list of aphrodisiacs (sp?).

And my lips are sore from kissing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:47, archived)
# see?
accents are fun.
and with that, I'm off
g'night
(g'morning?)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:48, archived)
# goodnight!
Thanks for the banter! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:50, archived)
# G'nite!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 17 Mar 2005, 4:54, archived)