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# is that the noise of times to come?
or that cheesy sci-fi noise?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 4:48, archived)
# That cheesy sci-fi noise is the sound of times to come.
Today I purchased a penny-farthing bicycle with wings that flap as I pedal.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 4:51, archived)
# /insanely jealous
i suppose it is the sound, isn't it...
penny-farthing?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 4:53, archived)
# Yes, penny-farthing.


but with wings.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 4:55, archived)
# All you need is a whisk and an alarm clock
And you'll have a fantabulous splendiferus time-travaling machine
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 4:57, archived)
# My hot-air balloon houseboat already has time travel features.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 4:58, archived)
# Cool!
Do you get to shout 'Quickly! To the Time Machine' Ooh, no, wait, could you go back to the VietNam War and score me some gear? You'll find me in 2003. I'll be wearing the pink carnation
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:04, archived)
# I did go on a brief jaunt
in a search for Carmen Sandiego, but it turns out she's entirely fictitious.

The stupid bint.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:06, archived)
# where in the world...
oooh fictitious, not delicious

/goes to fridge, puts back Carmen sauce
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:08, archived)
# Try snozzberry jam
Ficticious and delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:11, archived)
# Yes, then throw it at someone's head.
Capricious, fictitious and delicious all rolled into one!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:13, archived)
# and if you yell smart ass comments
it could be capricious, fictitious, delicious, and facetious!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:17, archived)
# and if those smart ass comments aren't true,
then you'd be specious as well!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:18, archived)
# Do it on holiday in the Medittairian

Mauritus, capricous, ficticous and delicous.
I've ran out of words
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:17, archived)
# Yes!
and do it with malicious intent, because you're so ambitious...

But isn't Mauritius part of the Maldives?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:19, archived)
# The latin word for Haddock is
Bonyfishus.....
*beguins to cry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 5:21, archived)
# hahaha
YAAAAAY!
/even more jealous
/can't wait for future
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 4:57, archived)