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# postman Pat, postman Pat,
postman Pat ran over his cat,
poor old Jess was dying,
poor old Pat was crying,
never seen a cat as flat as that
(, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 22:41, archived)
# yay!
/my childhood
(, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Yay!
I remember that. Wasn't it Bobby Davro or someone like that
(, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 22:43, archived)
# I can't remember
it's been stuck in my head for years
(, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 22:44, archived)
# We used to sing
postman pat
postman pat
postman pat
ran over his cat
all its guts went flying
postman pat was crying
postman is not a happy man

everybody know the cats red heart
flying past the window look a speedy dart
maybe
you can never be sure
theres a knock... ring
intestines through your door.

(Repeat until your mother gives you a backhander)
ahh memories.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 22:43, archived)