b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 441969 (Thread)

# a tree
...sorry, a feckin' big tree, landed 10 feet from my car. A near miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 8:20, archived)
# youch
well I'm glad you're safe and sound!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 8:22, archived)
# my girlfriend got stranded in leeds,
making the biggest casualty of the weekend 10 million sperm that I had to store in kleenex last night.

bloody weather interfering in my sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 8:54, archived)