What you need is shrooms mate.
Did I ever tell you about the time my mate was trapped in his tent by thousands of miniature Godzillas?
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Tue 29 Oct 2002, 12:03,
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The shrooms have it...
My friend turned into a gnarled Mr Punch... But he weren't further away than he actualy was... :)
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Dio Bach,
Tue 29 Oct 2002, 12:08,
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