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# Help!!!
Lo Folks - Need some emergeny advice. Can anyone think of an eye condtion that makes objects look further away than they obviously are????
(Dio Bach, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:39, archived)
# It's be some form of depth perception disorder
for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:40, archived)
# Yes yes
Depth perception disorder... That's the words I was after... :)
(Dio Bach, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:43, archived)
# using the telescope back to front?
.
(loopp, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:40, archived)
# yes
spong


Hijack: is it OK to repost an old thing if it's a compo entry?
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] what?
like this:
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:45, archived)
# such a happy face...
Is he going to get into trouble 'cos he can't read?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:48, archived)
# and more trouble besides, i'll warrant!
(think that was the original caption i used ackshirly...
/looks at profile
...yep!)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:53, archived)
# I've never Mooged in my life!!!
Never believe what you read in the sun
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:55, archived)
# I know some folks have bad depth perception
I hate crossing roads, cos I can't judge how long it'll take for a car to get to me. I have to have a few cars pass before I can go.

Usual answer though - go ask an expert!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:43, archived)
# I can only
see out of one eye at a time. I miss out on 3D apparently. But I gain being able to choose which eye I look out of without having to wink.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:46, archived)
# i read that
badly wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:50, archived)
# Have look for info
about Transient Myopia - VDU users get it a lot (me included). I really should take more screen breaks...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:46, archived)
# this
is interestingish
www.duignan-optometry.co.uk/myopia.html
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:48, archived)
# Magnification
Rather than blurriness, I need something that makes objects appear further away or smaller than they are....
(Dio Bach, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 11:54, archived)
# What you need is shrooms mate.
Did I ever tell you about the time my mate was trapped in his tent by thousands of miniature Godzillas?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)
# The shrooms have it...
My friend turned into a gnarled Mr Punch... But he weren't further away than he actualy was... :)
(Dio Bach, Tue 29 Oct 2002, 12:08, archived)