You could take the high road
and loudly mediate for the most innapropriate solution.
(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:33,
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I would have tried,
But my Chinese is limited to phrases like "I don't want it", "No money", or "You have no arsehole, and you can't even shit".
On reflection, maybe I should have done that...
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 3 Apr 2005, 13:35,
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