Your last name is alkies?
Are you one of the Berkfordshire-upon-Twaddle alkies?
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Tetsuo,
Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:30,
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yeah
my family have lived there for 23 generations*
*may in fact be Twaddle
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emptyspace,
Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:32,
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