how about emo phillips?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:16,
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"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."
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Marwood,
Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:20,
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Pfffft
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:46,
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