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night all

(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)

night.

you should get faster bullets if you want to kill yourself though.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)

you should get a faster cock

if you want to be more gay!

(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)

-gets a slower cock-

alright, that's better.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)

Maybe they have collosal mass

and therefore equally huge momentum despite their velocity.

(Kez, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)

uhhh

damn i dont wanna think about this

(Shigfeppers, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)

well you know...

-runs away-
-trips on rock-
-screams in slow motion as he is crushed by an enourmous bullet-

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)

the bullet is enormous

there is no escape.

jumping

is useless

(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:49, archived)

the ballad of the flexible bullet

best story title ever.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:51, archived)

what was it about?

i probably read it.

a google tells me it's stephen king.

(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:53, archived)

it was about a writer who went insane

and his agent started going insane along with him
and seeing the little creatures the writer was seeing.

it was a good story.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:00, archived)

did they live in his typewriter?

(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:01, archived)

yeah, something like that.

and at the end it turned out they were real.

which pissed me off. I thought it was a better
story not knowing for sure.

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Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:14, archived)

nite

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)