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# thank jesus for B3ta
well. look at this odd URL anyway.
http://www.tracts.com/BT3A.html
(, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:03, archived)
# um
yeah
(, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 15:47, archived)
# Does God
Have something agianst layout and graphics?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 18:10, archived)
# no silly
its Jesus who has the problem, God told me personally that he hates that site and its creators are going straight to hell.

Him and the big J had a big argument over it apparently, Jesus was awe struck by the content and said that maybe they should be Jis moppers in heaven but God inisisted that the whole thing stunk of shit. So there was this little fistycuffness and god threatened to throw Jesus out coz he was such a whiny little bitch, Jesus cried, apolagised, they hugged and then everything was sorted.

Incidently I think the creator of that site got run down by a number 74 bus last week and is currently employed as Satans everlasting toated marshmellow.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 19:46, archived)
# That Jesus
he's always causing trouble..
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 5:57, archived)
# Someone
needs to take him out and give him a damn good spanking.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 7:48, archived)
# Can I
volunteer?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 8:46, archived)
# ok
but only if you take a pic
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 14:15, archived)