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# i dont wank while i have a girlfriend.
/is a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:26, archived)
# bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:27, archived)
# bullspunk
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:28, archived)
# really truly honestly.
ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:29, archived)
# yeah, I noticed the "ahem"!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:33, archived)
# its not my fault...
bloody frigid girlfriend... *grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# hehehe
even if she weren't I bet you still would
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:35, archived)
# yeah well
its a good enough excuse for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# hehehehe
s'alright
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:36, archived)
# good good
/fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:37, archived)
# You have a girlfriend?
Curses.
Now I'll have to plot her death as well as your kidnap and bumrape.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:29, archived)
# but i already offered you my
oral virginity, i told you, nicholas parsons stole my anal virginity, and brown cow wants my nasal virginity, so you're stuck with the mouth i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:31, archived)
# The mouth would have been my first choice, believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:32, archived)
# well it's all good then.
/opens wide
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:33, archived)
# *puts fanny in mouth*
Now use your tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:33, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
salty
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Who claimed your navel virginity?
innie or outie?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:38, archived)
# *bagsies*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# no one as of yet
;0)

Edit: fuck ^^

Edit: outie... i think...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:39, archived)
# OUTIE!!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:43, archived)
# Outie?
Excellent. I love fucking freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# i think its
an innie actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)
# Damn.
You build my hopes up and then you only disappoint.

It's always the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:47, archived)
# you love it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:48, archived)
# Me!
But I didn't have his nasal
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:44, archived)
# It's MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# well i'm SURE you said nasal.
*rummages through msn history*

Edit:

THERE THERE, SEE, THERE!!!

25/04/2005 01:05:02 | | | how the time does fly, when you know you're going to die by the end of the night | | | 23:21.1H | | | says: aparently i owe comma my nasal virginity

25/04/2005 01:05:17 Brown cow says: Pfft

25/04/2005 01:05:20 Brown cow says: Say I took it


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(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:45, archived)
# I'm right
I just mis-spelled it
You moron, that was in a different context.
Do more backspazzing
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 2:46, archived)