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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:41, archived)

"get shagged by billionaires!"

(Maltjik, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:43, archived)

why is it you think billionaires would fuck prostitutes

when they could get any beautiful, non slag to do them for free?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

read the book

edit: and it can be yours for only 9,99!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

oh.

i will do just that.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)

well

how 'bout you watch the movie? Still, if I was rich, I'd rather do whores than ladies. Whores shag for money. Ladies aswell, but they lie about it. If you're rich you can actually afford whores, and hopefully not the heavily doped-up kind.

(Maltjik, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:47, archived)

i see.

haven't seen the movie.
maybe i will.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:48, archived)

don't.

it's drivel.

"Plot Outline: A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a beautiful prostitute he meets... only to fall in love."

imdb.com/title/tt0100405/

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 26 Apr 2005, 19:50, archived)