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# Cats and Oranges
I forgot to mention that cats really don't like the smell of Oranges. If you offer Orange peel to a cat it will think you are trying to assult it.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 9:16, archived)
# if you offered ME orange peel
I'd be a bit pissed off.
Give me the orange, you crazy fool!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 9:24, archived)
# Good point
The same happens for any part of an Orange but the effect is most pronounced with the peel.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 9:30, archived)
# if you cross a dog and an orange
here
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 9:27, archived)
# Painfull tail dogs
Is what we used to call those boys back in Primary School.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 9:31, archived)
# That's an exceptionally
imaginative name.
Tell us more about your school days
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 9:36, archived)
# Mental
The name was thought up by my Primary school friend Neil Brookes, who thought that their tails looked painfull. He was bonkers. He used to bury his toys in the garden and dig them up when he wanted them. He could also do impersonations of his black and white cat Tinker, running very quickly by crawling at breakneck speed around the place.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 9:54, archived)
# I buried my caterpiller
in the garden as a child, after I thought it had drowned in a freak accident. Later that day, my mum said it would be in heaven. BUT when i dug it up to check - Fred was still alive! After that we set him free and he grew into a beautiful butterfly.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 10:03, archived)
# oh my god!
where can i get one of them, that's great...
(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 9:33, archived)
# this one accepted
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Sep 2001, 9:40, archived)