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[challenge entry] A long time ago...


It explains everything.

From the Mysteries of the Universe Explained challenge. See all 150 entries (closed)

(catfetish, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Micheal
Howard gives me the fear. He's like some sort of puppet vampire thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:38, archived)
# That sucks cocks instead of necks.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen,
Peter Cook has left the building.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# eh?
why Peter Cook?
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Because he's the best comedian ever.
100% FACT




except maybe Tommy Cooper
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:55, archived)
# he taps on your window at night
saying in his spooky evil voice

ne-VILLE! ne-VILLE! *tap* *tap*
ne-VILLE! ne-VILLE! *tap* *tap*
ne-VILLE! ne-VILLE! *tap* *tap*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)
# oh so thats what it is
i did wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)
# yeah so just tell him to fuck off
if he turns at yours
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:46, archived)
# It doesn't explain everything
In fact, it only poses more questions

for example, why are there evil floaty heads? why are there three of them? why can't I find a third question from this picture?
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)
# They're
quite clearly a twisted hanging collage, inducing a life-long fear of ethnic minorities... or was that only clear in my squishy mind brain?
(catfetish, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Ah of course I see that now
how foolish of me
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)
# blimey!
*starts believing in god*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 29 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)