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# By the same logic 30 b3tans can suck their own dicks
'Men who can reach their penis with their tongue or lips sometimes perform autofellatio, in which the man licks or sucks his own penis. However, research shows only one man in a thousand can do this to orgasm.'
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:14, archived)
# You know this how?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:16, archived)
# He wanted to know if he is alone
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Psssst
she
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Wiki this morning
I messed around on it for a while, found this little factoid, and couldn't wait to share.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Haha
yeah like the other facts you had earlier. I'm starting to wonder what you spend your time looking at ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Eponymous started it!
And I didn't have anything to do... so I kept getting crossreferrenced...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Yeah yeah yeah
You were being naughty. And that's the end of it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Um...
Well...
Erm...
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:32, archived)
# i was naughty last night
i got a virus for my troubles!
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha, I remember
I was only clicking dirty things on Wiki, purely for educational reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:36, archived)
# um
so was i.....
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Pfffft!
Wasn't java byte verify was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:37, archived)
#
is that the firefox loophole thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:39, archived)
# Nah
it's some piece of shit that infects java...but it's harmless if you use sun java and not MS crap ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:40, archived)
#
i see, there was some of that. but it was something else, cleaned it up at 4:30 this morning tho,whilst a bit pissed - hope i cleaned it properly :0
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Hehe
Always best to scan again and make sure. I understand how that's a pain when drunk. My scans take about 40 mins or something like that. If it's byte verify (or any virus for that matter) my AVG doesn't do a bloody thing about it. I end up just finding the bastard and delete it manually.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Thought
that was common knowledge

guess not.
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Meh,
Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20, archived)
# yes, but not all b3tans are male
although i am sometimes undecided on if all b3tans have a penis =oP
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:17, archived)
# I know. There are around 33,000 b3tans.
I left room for teh ladies, hence the 30.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20, archived)
# oooh clever you
although you havnt taken into acount all the b3tans with multiple personalities. i do however feel for such a thing as 'how many b3tans suck their own dick' its probably not too important to our lives
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Probably not...
unless you can actually do it :-|
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:23, archived)
# saw some black dude in a porno do it once
was 24 inches or somthing. bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Pfffffft!
Bet that cunt didn't even have to bend down. Still, think of it this way: who has the last laugh when he gets a stiff one in public? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27, archived)
# not the guy standing next to him
thats for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Good job I don't live in London and have to use the tube. Wouldn't like to think of the number of times people have had brushes with that sort of thing :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:29, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:30, archived)
# 'Ning sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:31, archived)
# ROAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Arrrgh!
that woke me up. A bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:32, archived)
# haha!
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:33, archived)
# That's insane
At least he can do that, considering he'd spear any girl he tried to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27, archived)
# aye i know
she was screaming off his bell end
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:28, archived)
# What
was the name of said porno?
/research obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:30, archived)
# dunno
a mates
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:33, archived)
# and the only time the whole thing gets wet
is swimming or in the tub.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 15 May 2005, 23:31, archived)
# 1 word
beastiality
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:32, archived)
# nothing wrong with naturelove
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
and the reply from the policeman was?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:34, archived)
# fair enough guv'na
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:37, archived)
# You'd still need to be up a horse or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 15 May 2005, 23:37, archived)
# It is also exhausting.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 15 May 2005, 23:17, archived)
# so thats what they teach in american schools
..
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Damn
I'm not one of them.

I mean err.... I have never tried
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:19, archived)