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[challenge entry] ompo prestoat
Those call centres in India, they're not in India at all, they're in a tree at the bottom of your garden:


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(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:32, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:34, archived)
# hello sir,
could you linky to that fab mouse thing again, I forgot to bookmark before I went to bed

edit: how rude of me, woo to the squiggles!
edit2: no worries, I found it!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:35, archived)
# ooh
glad you liked it

twas basically what got me vaguely famous on here for a while
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:40, archived)
# I have heard that
they work for peanuts
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:35, archived)
# pffft
I received a recruting cold call that went something like this:

"Hello, I am called Sarah Smith, and I would like to be speaking with you about a corporation that is large in size that would be greatly interested in your set of skills."

As the country code was "011" on my handy-dandy caller ID, I doubted the veracity of her name, but stopped myself short before asking if her full name was "Sarah Jane Smith."


(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 16 May 2005, 12:37, archived)
# pesky squirrels
why can't they learn to speak engrish like everybody else?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:38, archived)
# It was the accent that gave her away.
Squirrels have an Indian accent. 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 16 May 2005, 12:40, archived)
# yes. especially the freakily large grey ones
the buggers
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:41, archived)