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# i want to, but I'm not sure if I count
Do they mean how are crane flies put up into neon strip lights where they lie dead and kinda dried? I have often wondered that myself.
Damn. Actually, maybe i would be no good at this.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 18:13, archived)
# crain
personally i think the crainfly fairy picks them up off the floor and puts them up to dry out for his winter jacket but i could be wrong..
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 18:17, archived)
# Hi Pep
How are you? Have you had a nice weekend? I just got back from a lovely weekend in oxford.

A more suitable answer may be something along the lines of: Crane Flies often have their wings pulled off by small children and are therefore no longer able to fly. This, of course, renders their nomenclature to be "Crane" rather than the specifically airborne "Crane Fly". Archeological evidence shows that around 30 million years ago such an ancestral "Crane" was created which, although being of diminunutive proprotions, was able to pass its inheritance of wingless "Craneitude" on to a generation of offspring. Over aeons, the same evolutionary processes which created the dinosaurs moulded this ancestral "Crane" into the steel behemoths that we see today, towering over our urban landscapes like the brontosauri of the new millenium.

Does that help?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 18:28, archived)
# is that true?
I like the idea, kind of a b3ta call my bluff thingy

or not
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 18:53, archived)
# bloody hell crab
your bloody vocab is great........here's to all the simple people like me.....CHEERS!
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 18:59, archived)
# When did
they enter into a symbiotic relationship with the human sub-species Homo Sapiens var. Cranedriver?
(, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 5:20, archived)
# my birthdate post
forever shall it rest into the spaz. respect and live young
(, Wed 17 Jul 2002, 0:39, archived)