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# is prawnzilla
guarding your property? I certainly wouldn't pop round now without an invite.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 18:17, archived)
# ah... actually
he is guarding his ammunition in the form of marrows... I see it all.
The gate is but one more step towards world domination.
Nice start.
I'm off to bed. G'night.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2001, 18:19, archived)
# He was doing that -
but then it got too cold so he came inside to guard the alcohol instead. He doesn't like the cold - it makes him go a funny colour.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 3:51, archived)
# You'd be Okay Pep
He would smell the scent of B3TA upon you, and allow you into our realm of tea and biscuits.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 4:02, archived)