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# It's not (pilc)hard to come up with fish puns . . .

*waits for Flowerpot*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:31, archived)
# you can get hooked on stuff like this, flounder about coming up with puns all day
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:32, archived)
# this punnage is poissonous
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:33, archived)
# I'm not getting involved in this...
I'll PERCH myself here and watch
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Why are you bream so cautious?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:37, archived)
# I would continue,
(hali)But I can't think of any.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:39, archived)
# just try a few more (tr)out
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# it's too tiring
i need a kip(per)
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:40, archived)
# go to (sea)bed
we've got plenty more fish in this sea
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:42, archived)
# its an idea
but maybe i just need to relax with some hardcore Prawn
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# here
I'll lob(ster) some over
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:43, archived)
# eewww
its covered in sperm (whale)
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:44, archived)
# nah
i only got a cheap krill out of it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:46, archived)
# well,
I don't read the WHITING either, just look at the pictures
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:47, archived)
# you shouldn't take the bait
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:49, archived)
# I think you are getting the roach end of the pun
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:37, archived)
# I prefer to handmake my puns in the style of Blue Peter . . .

toilet roll tubes . . . washing up liquid bottles . . . stickleback plastic . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:34, archived)
# saves a few (s)quid that way
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:35, archived)
# (Octo)plus! you can do your own design!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:35, archived)
# could become a complete kalam(ari)ty
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:38, archived)
# OH.....
deary me.... that was terrible, it really really was.

I'm not even going to continue the puns now, that's killed every last bit of humour I own

well done
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:35, archived)
# My mission here is complete . . .

/autocomplete

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:36, archived)