Man 'had piece of wood'Local paper (Coleraine Chronicle) when I was at uni, 1990 or thereabouts. Followed within weeks by ''I'm stealing your flowers, you stupid bitch,' Portstewart woman is told'.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:23,
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'Pan Boils Dry'Real headline from Huddersfield Examiner, some time in the late '90s. They even had a picture of the pan in question.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27,
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Local paper in Diss, Norfolkyears and years ago, went with the headline:
"Man throws piece of toast at woman"
Struggling for news that day, I feel
("Man throws piece of toast at woman"
Struggling for news that day, I feel
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:28,
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