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# I'm going to kill a fashion student soon
who wants to help?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:36, archived)
# sign me up
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# we might have to kill some guy lots of girls think is sexy too
because the cunt has stolen my shoes and I want my safety boots back, rather than using my none safety boots that are 2 sizes too small
/writhes in pain
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)
# It's that old Billy Connolly quote:
"Before you judge someone walk a mile in their shoes, because then you're a mile away and you've got their shoes."
Pure genius
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# tieing the laces together always makes it safer

so £3k each and your problems are gone then? that ok?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:41, archived)
# sign me up


/killing mood
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:59, archived)
# count me in

*gets sock*

*get's snooker balls*

*puts snooker balls in sock*

*sniggers at scrotum shape*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:38, archived)
# guns at noon
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:39, archived)