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# I got a maggot in the post.
It was dead.
So I put it in my bedside cabinet.
Next thing I know, my wife's thrashing around in bed and I wind up pulling loads of the little fuckers out of the bedclothes and flinging them against the wall, where they splatter. Then I open up the cupboard and the dead maggot has been resurrected and dances around in the pores of my mutant baby's skin, getting bigger all the time, then...

...oh wait, that wasn't me, it was Henry from Eraserhead.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Jack Nance is the man
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Aye.
Him'n his hair.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:26, archived)
# You should rent "I Don't Know Jack"
He was a pretty cool dude, though he had a rather sad life. His death was an unsolved homicide. The movie is rather up beat.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)
# just looked on imdb
 
and I'll definitely try and get that!

"My dog... barks some..."

(Lynch fan)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 0:41, archived)