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# My hair is made out of pencil lead.
100% fact and 100% accurate.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Is that so?
Must be very conductive and heat-resistant then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:34, archived)
# aww stop telling porky pies
it's made out of graphite isn't it??
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Lead is old school.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Not to mention bloody dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# When I was little
i used to eat pencils. That kind of tells you something.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:38, archived)
# It tells you that if you'd eaten enough of them
you could have sharpened the contents of your stomach to a point.
And then you could have stabbed people with it.


Did you?

Edit: I'm liking teh highlights! (just seen pic above)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:40, archived)
# No.
But I poo pencils.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# 100% natural hair.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Natural eh? Even more impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)