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# Quick self portrait.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Nice!
Like the hair.
How true to life is that drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Mine's better
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Yours is almost exactly the same. =P
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
# But better
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:34, archived)
# I doubt you wear a bow in yours.

Chicks dig it.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# I doubt you do spontanious stuff
Chicks dig that
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# I do spontaneous stuff
like ... no, I can't mention it here.
The police are already on the lookout.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:39, archived)
# I draw naked woman.
Chicks dig that.
No, I'm not spontaneous.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Cool.
Can I come watch?
(halfcut, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# I point you towards my profile.
And the upcoming 300 post extravaganza.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:45, archived)
# .
'kin 'ell!


I'm holding out till 500.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:47, archived)
# I would
But I've done the drawing already, and I don't post a lot.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Bah
I'm preparing for 14,000
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:49, archived)
# Yes, but I've only been here just over a month.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:51, archived)
# And what?
I'm ancient?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:55, archived)
# No, you've just been here 200 more days than me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:56, archived)
# Y0ung5t4444444444Z!
1337! 01dg1tz3rZ 1n d4 H0w5e!111
(halfcut, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:04, archived)
# One million one hundred and eleven thousand one hundred and eleven!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
#
I saw the profile, thank you kindly.

14,000 sounds good.
(halfcut, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:50, archived)
# Only takes a few months
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:56, archived)
# My hair is made out of pencil lead.
100% fact and 100% accurate.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Is that so?
Must be very conductive and heat-resistant then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:34, archived)
# aww stop telling porky pies
it's made out of graphite isn't it??
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Lead is old school.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Not to mention bloody dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:37, archived)
# When I was little
i used to eat pencils. That kind of tells you something.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:38, archived)
# It tells you that if you'd eaten enough of them
you could have sharpened the contents of your stomach to a point.
And then you could have stabbed people with it.


Did you?

Edit: I'm liking teh highlights! (just seen pic above)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:40, archived)
# No.
But I poo pencils.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:42, archived)
# 100% natural hair.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Natural eh? Even more impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:36, archived)
# nice. good idea too:

this is me
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Oh noes! He has no nose!
*runs away screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:38, archived)
#
noesist!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:39, archived)
# I can't help it, I led a sheltered life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:43, archived)
# You are Michael Jackson.
AICMFP
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:44, archived)
# AISYFP.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# *Falls to knees*
NNNOOOOOOOOoooooo!
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# That's modern life for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:49, archived)
# I ain't
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:51, archived)
# I don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# DO I LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:58, archived)
# Do you look like your paintmash?
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# yes!
dammit
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
# Not this tomfoolery again.
We had enough of that earlier:
www.b3ta.com/board/4754897
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4755441
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:21, archived)
# Yeah, you have a point there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:22, archived)
#
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# Not you too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# the eyes confused me
and made my brain spaz

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)
# Those eyes
Scare me.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:33, archived)