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# how do you expect me to date you when you look like this?

i'm sorry i'm very bored
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# uh.
is that a vaginio?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# of course not
*whistles*

although i prefer the word vagoonoo
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# I look like this
www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/gasmask.jpg
and I dont want to date, i just want to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Yes?
What is it, I'm trying to watch Eastenders.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)
# nothing mummy
*limps off trailing blood*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# That reminded me of my dad;
he had a broken arm for a week when he was ten because my nan didn't believe him so refused to take him to hospital. My nan used to be a nurse.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# pfft
class
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)
# Indeed.
This is the same nan who was telling us about her cousin's son who got married and has downs, and said "There's something wrong with his wife too...I think she might be Chinese".
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# That is one seriously large head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)