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[challenge entry] Ev'ning all

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(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:22, archived)
# yay!
i must say that really is!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:23, archived)
# arse tits bollocks
wank - can someone help me - i stupidly called my computer a cocksucker a moment ago - now it's gone all temperamental and the mouse won't work - am in the middle of an anim - have just saved so that's ok (i think) - but i can't seem to close the program to restart... help?
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:28, archived)
# change it to
soapy tit wank
it always works for me
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:30, archived)
# blimey
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:32, archived)
# nothing beats
a soapy tit wank
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:36, archived)
# that depends really
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:42, archived)
# care to elaborate ?
;o)
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:43, archived)
# from whose point
of view we are talking about...

anyway - that's enough smut for now : )
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:45, archived)
# .
/Dirty Mac
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Try closing other things
- you might free up enough umph to get control of your cursor back. Then save quickish.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:31, archived)
# there's nothing
else open! it's cos i swore at it - it hates me... it's not this machine by the way - got two here - one for talking shite the other for making shite : )

help!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:32, archived)
# Is it Windaz?
Try killing explorer. It *should* restart and give you a chance to carry on.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:35, archived)
# ok i'll make myself more clear
how do i kill an app without using a mouse?
hold i think i've cracked it
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:39, archived)
# How did you fix it
then?
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:41, archived)
# arghhh
it hates me - situation has plummetted - it doesn't want to boot at all now....

i'm wounded

WOO WOO WOO is me!!
i fixed it...

i resorted to the time old technique of hitting it! hugo_rune is right... it does work...
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:43, archived)
# Hooray
You might want to check your connections round the back and if the mouse port is on a riser board or similar you might check that it is firmly seated.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:54, archived)
# aye
it's not very cleverly set up to be honest... fanks!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:58, archived)
# p.s. .....
just been to see Peter Kay... he's a hoot!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:24, archived)
# good isn't he :)
saw him last month
(, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 23:38, archived)