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# I'm always late to the party
but I had to share my animal attack.
When I was young, I was visting the Berry Farm and they had a petting zoo. In that zoo was a cute little donkey. I had some donkey food, and as I was feeding him, he assumed that my arm was a carrot (I was quite small at the time). The bite marks were visible for hours. That jackass.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Ohh....kay
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:03, archived)
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# I think your at the wrong party too!
Question of the week brotha.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
# this reminds me of the time i woke up in the toilet of a pub at 3am
i didnt know where the fuck i was
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Not as good as waking up in Cornmarket at 3 in the morning with no shoes
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# once my friend put a brick through the window of iceland
and stole a bag of crisps. he almost did time for that one
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
# cool
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once cared when people threadwastered, but now I embrace their silliness, as it makes me feel clevererer.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
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Im scared Mummy...
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# MUM!
IM ME!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
# no i'm... ah fuck it
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)