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# Slowly she unzipped her fungus turret before sliding....
her hand into the ripe trout and tickling his nose with the ostrich feater clenched between her teeth.
'Gosh you are a naughty one', he declared before dropping the mellon and falling over.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:28, archived)
# yesh
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Exactly.
All full of twaddle and nonsense really.

About as steamy as a wardrobe full of conkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# that can get pretty steamy
if you have sex in it
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Can't get in, it's too full of conkers.
They'd spill everywhere if you opened the door too.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# awwwh don't make me horny before bed
i'm too tired to fwap =(
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# you sir need a machine
www.friedkitten.com/archive/2003/12/lean_mean_fucki.html
damn you "i'm feeling lucky!"
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:32, archived)
# actually a good dose of kinky sex with a bloke
would be perfect right now
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Too much testosterone for me to volanteer, me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:40, archived)
# pfffft
wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Nah, just happily married.
And drunk as a fart at the moment.
Probably good for naught other than snoring.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)
# awwwwh
it makes my heart barf =)
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:45, archived)
# this
so very this
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:04, archived)
# arf
FEAR KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)