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# this is why i animate and not draw
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)
# that's not a very good reason
but it is a very good picture, full of delicious randomness
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# well i like it
reminds me a little of that cereal fish neville drew
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:16, archived)
# i thought i'd do something completely different and original*
which was to draw with the eraser on a black-filled canvas.

*probably not 100% true
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)
# i still like it
like your mum
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:23, archived)
# ta
:)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)
# You could
always remove your arms before turning into a funny puddle,
then use the arms to add the funny puddle to the bee side
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:18, archived)
# wiser words
have never been spoken
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)
# i was dying to know what you'd say in your reply.
i can safely say my expectations are completely satiated.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:21, archived)
# i firmly believe you should try your hand at writing mills & boon novels
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:24, archived)
# they're shit
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:26, archived)
# this is rather my point
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# I'm going
to write my own book anyway. It'll be called "It is cold underneath the duck"

Probably
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:31, archived)
# but what if it isn't
you could be sued for false advertising
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:32, archived)
# Possibly
But then I'd run. Run fast. Away!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# A friend of mine wants to title his autobiography:
"Birds and their tits".

Does that count as crass hummus?
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)
# your plan is flawless
- write book
- leave nation in confused disarray
- run

alas i dont forsee any "profit"
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)
# IL FAIT FROID SOUS LA CANARD!
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# 74% more sexy!
mills and boon await
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# let them wait
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)
# it better not be cold in bed
because that's where i'm going now

night people
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:33, archived)
# nighty night dearie!
i hope the sky is as freakishly aquamarine as it is here just down the road from you :P
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# it's rather misty here for some reason
although i can make out a cloud which looks just like a trout
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:39, archived)
# that would definitely be one way
to reduce the seemingly endless amount of them in our nation's charity shops.

ya know, i reckon it could be a new fuel source... nobody actually reads them and there's at least an entire wall full of them in any charity shop you go into
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)
# Slowly she unzipped her fungus turret before sliding....
her hand into the ripe trout and tickling his nose with the ostrich feater clenched between her teeth.
"Gosh you are a naughty one", he declared before dropping the mellon and falling over.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:28, archived)
# yesh
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Exactly.
All full of twaddle and nonsense really.

About as steamy as a wardrobe full of conkers.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# that can get pretty steamy
if you have sex in it
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Can't get in, it's too full of conkers.
They'd spill everywhere if you opened the door too.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)
# awwwh don't make me horny before bed
i'm too tired to fwap =(
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# you sir need a machine
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:32, archived)
# actually a good dose of kinky sex with a bloke
would be perfect right now
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Too much testosterone for me to volanteer, me thinks.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:40, archived)
# pfffft
wuss.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:41, archived)
# Nah, just happily married.
And drunk as a fart at the moment.
Probably good for naught other than snoring.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)
# awwwwh
it makes my heart barf =)
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:45, archived)
# this
so very this
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:04, archived)
# arf
FEAR KEYRING
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)
# well i understood it
*not lying*
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)
# but of course
The Neville is merely a silly cubist.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:39, archived)
# YOU WERE TAUGHT STUPID AND UNEDUCATED BY STUPID UNEDUCATED PROFESSORS.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 4:53, archived)
# hahah
"EVIL SPINELESS WORD ANIMAL"
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 5:01, archived)