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# Gordon Ramsay's Jam Nightmares

JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM

This week Effie has somehow managed to get into Gordon Ramsay's
kitchen. She's selling a wide variety of delicious homemade jam for 8 pee
per jar...Gordon wants to buy a jar of raspberry, a jar of gooseberry,
a jar of blackcurrant and a jar of rhubarb jam, that's four jars of jam!...but he
only has 24 pee!
Can Gordon talk Effie into throwing in a free jar of jam or is he going to have to
make the biggest decision of his life?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Bacon!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacooooooon
(shortschairleaflet, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:21, archived)
# THE ALMIGHTY JAM!
Behold it's power.. and mighty powers they are indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:22, archived)
# oh no
he might have to sleep with her to get the free jam!!!

what if she says yes and offers him some apricot jam, bu then in teh morning only gives him some marmaladey jam..

this is vere stressful
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# *soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Yay for Jam!
Woo!
(Andy-, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm!
i do like these.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Yay!!
*sings uncensored version of the Jam song*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# is it just me or....
does Gorden Ramsey look like he's made of the remnants of a leather coat...
(GOTO:10 dropped out, logged on and jacked off., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Now you mention it,
he does.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# He has a forehead
like a wrinkly foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# is she
the beatties wife? imagine the offspring
(prostheses, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# No, Flo's Beattie's wife
this is Effie Jamlady, but if they did breed atleast all the kids would have napkins to stop all the jam dripping off their chins onto their clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I must ask, despite not caring...
is his reality show being aired in the UK?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)