You know, at work the other day
we had to conduct tests on some spam which had arrived straight from the spam factory. We only needed ten grams but they sent us a huge lump which was shaped in section like a can of spam, but was about a meter and a half long.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sat 18 Jun 2005, 9:24,
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so you
feasted like the Gods at Valhalla?
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Purple Onion,
Sat 18 Jun 2005, 9:34,
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I heard
theres a little spam left in every one after death. So really you gain 10 grams while the Gods remain spamless.
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ApertureJam,
Sat 18 Jun 2005, 9:38,
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