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# Well
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Oh man!
Fuck that! I'm too fat and lazy... I mean rich and important to have to do all that crap!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# Shut the fuck up, you ugly fucking fuck.
You should read it at least fucking twice before you post anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# you're not talking to me
are you?
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:01, archived)
# Who do you think I'm talking to, Terry fucking Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# Who?
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# YOU...
FAQ!
NOW!

not another post until you've read it all.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
# no
who the fuck is Terry Wogan? Some british faggot I should know about?
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# Google if you care.
But read the fucking FAQ unless you want to be fucked royally in the arsecavity by a stampede of a thousand buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# goddamn.
Brits are such faggy little pussy.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Then shit off out of here
before we turn you gay with our scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Oh man
I'm so scared. the lil' faggot is gonna get me!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# No
but keep acting like this and the mods probably will.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I'm going to bum your face with my enormous strap-on
and I'm going to use your spinal fluid as lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# then why the fuck are you registering on a british based website
where most of the people are british!?
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# Ummmm
Because I'm lonely????
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:15, archived)
# Just bend over
and I'll be your special bumfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# oooooohh...
very tempting.....
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# Soooooooooooooooooooooo
you register on b3ta... refuse to read the rules
and start abusing the people therein.
All the while you expect us to hold your smegging hand over things like finding out who people's names are and basic HTML.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# mmmmm
frade'so
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# You're not going to be popular if you keep this up
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# I'm sorry. Honestly.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# Read the FAQ or fuck off, bozo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Bozo?
Jeez you faggots are just like niggers. Always make'n up you're own words.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# At least we know the difference
between 'your' and 'you're'.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Faggot
Go suck a prick queer!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Not before you twat the face of the Maharaja up your ugly cuntpipe, you spackhollowing fellator of geese.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# ouch
That's all I have to say. Ouch. I feel like I've been fucked in the ass by a brit. Which really isn't too bad since their pricks are so small.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# I'd shit my pants and sit on your face,
but you'd only enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# yeah
probably....
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# Interesting fact:
The average penis size in America/Canada is 4.5 inches, compared to an average of 6 inches in the UK.

/interesting fact.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)
# If we weren't both girls
I'd have like a million of your babies. Just for that one sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
# listen.
I'm actually a brit. I was just pull'n your leg.
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# I still think Comma's sentence was godlike.
And I'm not a Brit.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# I shall find a way,
sooner or later, to impregnate you with all of my ladysperm.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Shazah!
Just the though gives my life meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# You'll need a male donor and a genetic lab
but it can be done already... just that clone babies are really likely to die early of gene decay related problems.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# We're living in the age of microwaving and springy clothespegs.
ANYTHING'S possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Not anything
I don't feel any sexier since I handed in my thesis on friday, so it's either impossible or unlikely that one can achieve this through handing in large amounts of written bollocks.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)
# What would it look like?
It would be the most horny creature ever created!
(funhabbit, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# No, if Comma and Sqrrl had offspring
That would be the horniest creature ever created.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)
# I wish you were talking to terry wogan,,,,
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# Yes she is
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# Reading the FAQ is advised
if you don't want to be abused by everyone each time you do something it tells you not to.
(Azzek!, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 3:01, archived)