Arrrr,
bain't nuthin can beat the Wurzels. Oi luvs em, they be lush!
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Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:09,
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Oi 'as, and oi'll give you the key.
Oi got twenny acres, you got forty-three.
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Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:21,
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*takes key*
*steals combine 'arvester and goes on joyride across the country*
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Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:26,
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Arrrrr, dunnee wurry.
'Ee won't get far round these parts without runnin' into moi family.
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Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:31,
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*runs into your family*
*runs them over with combine 'arvester*
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Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:35,
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They be far too many for 'ee to do that.
And they have shotguns.
Shotguns and teeth.
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Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:39,
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Shotguns and teeth.