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# Arrrr,
bain't nuthin can beat the Wurzels. Oi luvs em, they be lush!
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:09, archived)
# You've got a bran' new combine 'arverster.
AICMFP
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Oi 'as, and oi'll give you the key.
Oi got twenny acres, you got forty-three.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# *takes key*
*steals combine 'arvester and goes on joyride across the country*
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Arrrrr, dunnee wurry.
'Ee won't get far round these parts without runnin' into moi family.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:31, archived)
# *runs into your family*
*runs them over with combine 'arvester*
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:35, archived)
# They be far too many for 'ee to do that.
And they have shotguns.
Shotguns and teeth.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)
# *is embarrassed
at everyone imitating his well-manured accent...*
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Bain't imitatin'
it be real.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# *acts surprised*
*stings*
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)