there isn't an animal alive that can outrun a greeeesed scotsman!(aye)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 1 Jul 2005, 13:17,
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Arf!(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 1 Jul 2005, 13:19,
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